free weed

The only thing better the real weed

Smoke weed and look in your walet... nothing
Smoke free weed and look in you walet... enought money for a hooker

by Davin Banks November 28, 2005

Sugar-free sugardaddy

A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.

Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.

by Non sugar daddy March 10, 2011

free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.

My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.

by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007

free pump

To ejaculate without any touching of the penis or testicles

Andy F pulled out his massive Johnson and free pumped all over her breasts

by Lesterr71 February 17, 2017

olly olly oxen free

How osama was caught.

navy seals: "olly olly oxen free"

osama bin laden: "dirka dirka jihad alla"

navy seals: "we got him obama"

by the american... June 1, 2011

Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.

"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"

by partycr3w February 8, 2013

Free fire

Totally cringe game but heaven for nerds.

I play free fire game

by NoobingPro April 23, 2021