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Brandon Flowers

The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
"Brandon Flowers is a little girl with a beard..."

~Sam Endicott, lead vocalist of The Bravery
by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010
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flower run

delivery of flower or flowers to an individual, never during daylight
we makin a flower run tonight?
by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999
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flowercore

A genre that can be used to describe the new sound of certain bands most notably Inflames and Soilwork. Normally the vocals try to sound "br00tal" but actually end up sounding like celine dion trying to growl. Lyrical themes are typical emo teen angst to inner struggles, or even meaningless shit. Former talented Melodic death/Gothenburg bands Inflames & Soilwork currently lead the movement. Most of their current fans ignore the bands earlier sound and pretend it never existed, vice versa for the old fans.

Old Melodic Death Inflames Lyrics
"in your world, the day is no threat
in my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superior cell" controlled
by the fathomless and unbearable" -Colony

New Flowercore Inflames Lyrics
"It burns, it rips, it hurts"- Leeches

Old Melodic Death Soilwork Lyrics
Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure. -Generation Speedkill.

New Flowercore Soilwork Lyrics
"I'm waiting for something to show,
I might as well (go kiss a guy)...
Just drag me down so low!" - Stabbing the Drama
Ander Friden: "It Huuuuurrrts IT RIPPPPS IT BUUURRRNSSS" *pulls out blade* */wrist*
Anders Friden: /wrists for flowercore!!
IF Fans: There are rumours that these guys had albums before Reroute to remain.
IF Fans2: Nah those who say that are just a bunch of posers.
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Bjorn:I'm waiting for something to show, *kisses guy*
Rob Halford: Me Next!
by Anders Friden December 29, 2008
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Flower Cocaine

Drug Dealer: Yo man how you want it delivered?
Buyer: Can you do some flower cocaine?
Drug Dealer: Sure man, that'll be $100.
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Flonely

When you love food more then being in a relationship, man I am so hungry - I'm going to be Flonely forever
by The cutest house on earth August 30, 2016
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flower fucked

when a girl cannot take dick so she has to only have light and gentle sex-barely fucked
"yo that bitch got flower fucked couldn't take enough of it"
by ludizzle June 5, 2017
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Flower

A flower is a plant that grows using the sun, water, and the soil, the water brings up the nutrients up through the roots and the water from the soil when it rains is the plants' food.
Jessica: Wow! That flower is beautiful!
Maylyn: I know!
by Kaila Kandy March 4, 2019
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