farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.

a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water

by anna gendreau June 21, 2019

farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 14, 2023

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

farmers tuxedo

When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.

Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed

by Danimontani February 3, 2023

icon farmer

A computer user who places shortcut or program icons on the desktop to cover the screen. All of the icons are arranged in neat rows and columns resembling crops in a field.

Steve was the lead "icon farmer" in the department.

by LastMann December 5, 2010

Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.

Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024