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clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
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velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
by JD&Asso March 24, 2016
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Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.
Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”
by Izumrud September 17, 2021
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.
I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer
by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018
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Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.
“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)
Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok
by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009
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