Alternative facts

When truth is so unfavorable to a pathological liar, that they must invent a whole new category of lies to describe their nakedly intentional acts of deception.

Kellyanne Conway told CNN that the President and his Press Secretary presented alternative facts about inauguration photographs that prove conclusively how few people attended the ceremony.

by hewritesforODandcoinedthisterm January 22, 2017

Sphincter Factor

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).

"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.

by Rancorr Blackmane August 5, 2009

Burlington Coat Factory

A store that suffers business-wise because 95% of potential shoppers think all they have is coats. In reality, it's much like Bealls, JC Penney, Dillards and the such.

"why the hell would I want to go to Burlington Coat Factory? all they have is coats!"

or do they....

by marmarthe2nd May 21, 2008

k-factor

when you have lived in klamath falls for so long that the girls that you would normal think are ugly, eventually become attractive to you. such as a girl from anywhere else that would be rated as a 4 on a scale from 1 to 10, eventually would become an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10 in klamath falls.

ex1: if you thought you were a hot ass bitch in klamath falls, and you went to the pearl district, as a woman the only thing you could think is im fat, ugly, stupid, and i need a bathroom to throw-up in
ex2: Guy 1- that chick that i nailed last night was hot.
guy 2- no way man, she was a total k-factor, your cock is gonna shrivel up and die... she looked like shrek.

by Rugby House January 13, 2010

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

Factivists

Activists campaigning to bring about a social or political change based largely upon on factual evidence

Hey! Do you follow the Instagram account @factivists ? They have some pretty cool stuff

Do you consider yourself a Factivist?

Yes, I am a Factivist

by Sam_And_Cat July 31, 2017

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009