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Flaming Hot Toppie

When a torta gives head while her hands and lips are still covered in hot cheeto dust
"A bro that torta last night i bought the hot cheetos for, gave me flaming hot toppie on the way home. Now my junk is red and swollen."
by Kiss MahWeenah August 11, 2025
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Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole
Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)
by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025
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Flaming Pucker

The burning sensation which takes place in the sphinkter after consuming spicy foods, usually occurring during the mornings first bowel movement.

Habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, ghost peppers, etc.
Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
I had a Flaming Pucker this morning after last nights spice fest!
by SABER DUDE 😁 October 26, 2025
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Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire
by Jaffir November 25, 2025
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Flaming Mason

Person 1: imma give you a flaming mason rq

Person 2: fuuuckkkkkk
by gajabblemabber December 30, 2025
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Interior I don't give a flaming fart

A phrase told by Amir Blumenfeld in the episode "Screenplay" of Jake and Amir series.

It is known that Amir's cousin's lawyer 'Edward Freakin' Nort" is the creator of the phrase.
Amir: No

Jake: Don't say no while I'm talking. Let me finish. It's gonna sound bad if you say "no" while I'm doing it." "Interior I don't give a flaming fart."

Amir: No.
by J&Afan July 31, 2011
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dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!
by Ben Govett August 10, 2006
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