Nut Fucker

An adjustable spanner or adjustable wrench which when incorrectly used has a tendancy to round the hex-nut/bolt's head.

1: Mate, could you pass the nut fucker?
2: What do you want the nut fucker for? You should be using a ring spanner.
1: Right-oh...

by Some mad Kiwi August 22, 2011

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Money-Fuck

When you're so rich you can fuck your girl on a pile of money.

Would you like to donate a dollar to dying children today?

No, but when I get home I'm gonna money-fuck my wife.

by But Sects April 9, 2016

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princess fuel

Slang name for Prosecco.

The bubbles (and alcohol) in prosecco will fuel up any princess for a good night out.

Hey Jackie, my tank is empty.

Here you go Nickie, fill up on some princess fuel

by BadAssPunk December 18, 2020

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Fuckitism

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

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The Good Fungus

Saccharomyces Boulardii, discovered by Frenchman, Henri Boulard. The Good Fungus is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano for Dietary Supplement, first-to-use in the entire world.

The Good Fungus is a registered Trademark of V. Martin Soriano

by Cyclonetrading September 17, 2021

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Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away

I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it

by kuykee11 February 11, 2019

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tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon

Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online

by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020

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