A fucking chode. Your mother would strive to have him as a husband to feel better for herself. This guy is very smooth around girls while by mistake grabbing their titz.
by DisAfrican December 22, 2017
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
by 😆 LOL July 07, 2017
A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.
by HondaSensai November 02, 2020
Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023
You are a beautiful and perfect person. You look pretty. Your name is handsome like u. No one is as beautiful as you because youre like a greek god. Nobody wants to be in a relationship with u because they know that youre too good for them.
by Yuriyourhusband November 21, 2021
You are a beautiful and perfect person. You look pretty. Your name is handsome like you. No one is as beautiful as you because you are like a Greek god. Nobody wants to be in a relationship with you because they know that you are too good for them.
by Yuriyourhusband November 21, 2021
You are a beautiful and perfect person. You look pretty. Your name is handsome like u. No one is as beautiful as you because youre like a greek god. Nobody wants to be in a relationship with u because they know that youre too good for them.
by Yuriyourhusband November 21, 2021