Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.
by Wicked665 July 22, 2006
by fucktreesiclimbbouysmotherfuck December 31, 2009
Douche-silo:(1) a common place douche and/or doucher who conglomerates with many other douches to make himself feel better, leads a social group of well known douches. commonly looked upon by his douchetes as bro, but publicly known as just douche.
(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
(2) a popular place crowded with douches, creating aggravated atmosphere amongst common passer-by.
average joe 1: hey bro who's that over there with all those people around him? he looks pretty popular.
average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
average joe 2: nah bro that's just the school douche-silo with all the other douchetes in the school, don't worry about it.
by the123the456 October 24, 2011
by Phephalump October 22, 2010
1. When a person approaches a conversation between two or more people and interrupts with an extremely stupid and irrelevant comment.
noun: Interdouche
noun: Interdouche
Friend A: "So I was totally digging this dude at the party last night."
Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"
ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"
Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
Friend B: "Really, I think he was checking you out to"
ID: "Yea, that was totally rad"
Friend B: "That tard was totally just inter-douching"
by tbone33126 May 27, 2010
a certain variety of young white person who hangs out at bars often named "Bulldog" or "Bulldog's" or some similar variation. A Bulldog douche invariably presents a bland façade and a distinct lack of curiosity about anyone even slightly dissimilar to him-or-herself. The Bulldog douche is for the most part humorless, except when participating in the jocular restating of inside jokes. For Bulldog douches, people of another age, race, or socio-economic class are invisible, except when they are participating in social justice projects, which they do with much passion and self-righteousness. The Bulldog douche has a very bright future, and the glare coming off it can obscure almost anything a Bulldog douche does not, or cannot, see.
There's no way in hell I am going out with you to The Bulldog and hanging out with all those Bulldog douches!
by vedaslade March 25, 2010
The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.
This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."
Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
by KK Vegas August 02, 2010