When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins
by Bambi barrister July 01, 2022
by Shaunchomper October 31, 2018
by f-tang, and lewychewy February 17, 2011
When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.
That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.
by Long dick dolphin April 03, 2021
"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
by rAbbist0k November 04, 2015
A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
by effdot July 26, 2024
1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024