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Plant-based diet

A diet consisting primarily of plant foods with few or no animal products. Not to be confused with being vegan, though vegans do eat a 100% plant-based diet.
My doctor suggested I eat a plant-based diet to avoid another heart-attack. Told him I'll do no such thing: never ate vegetables, never will.
by VeganBastard October 7, 2016
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Atkins Diet

A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.
American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”

Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)

American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”
by Sir Bullwhip July 18, 2009
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Man-fatkins diet

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.
"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"
by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007
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flip flop diet

Licking the soles of your flip flops on your last day of holidays as a way to make yourself violently ill; ultimately with the aim of losing the pounds you've put on from lazing away while on leave.
"Have you seen Selma since she came back from Thailand? She's looking trim!"

"Yes, I heard she went on a flip flop diet."
by Moose eater July 13, 2009
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diehard

1. a trilogy movies that came out in late 80's - early 90's
2. being able to stand pain, hardcore, having no fear of death
1. damn, those diehard movies sucked!
2. yo, shyboi got shot 3 times yesterday and hes goin back tomorrow to get that slob fool back!
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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dethed

1. When all Marijuana has been smoked in a bowl, the bowl is "dethed"

2. See dead
"The bowl is dethed, wanna load another?"
by Fuzzt February 16, 2004
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sonik deth monky

ultimate ruler of all things wootiful
I am the Sonik Deth Monky!
You must all bow down to me.
by Sonik Deth Monky November 18, 2004
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