A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.
There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!
by I Am An Existent Object October 20, 2019
Get the knocky nine doorsmug. A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.
During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.
by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020
Get the Sex door neighbormug. know that lazy person who pulls up to the house across the street and honks thier horn at 7am on a saturday to let someone know they're there. ala the mexican door bell.
by Spam16v June 22, 2006
Get the Mexican door bellmug. The act of passing gastric wind directly from one anal cavity to another which is subsequently re-released by the receiver.
The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.
The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.
by The Shanners May 4, 2015
Get the Back Door Blowbackmug. - Let's drink one for the road!
- No, I am late!
- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
- No, I am late!
- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
by William Warney June 2, 2014
Get the Back-door manmug. Offered by the beneficiary of a one night stand to spare the obligatory walk of shame the next morning by the other party.
Stew: Dude, did you really drive that girl home this morning?
Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".
Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".
by Dubble Trubble April 9, 2008
Get the whore to door servicemug. used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing
by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016
Get the Don't open that door!mug.