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knocky nine doors

A game that’s been around since the 1800s. You must knock on someone’s door, then run away, preferably to the next person’s door. The goal is to do nine doors without stopping or getting caught. To make it harder, on the first door, knock once. On the second, knock twice. On the third, knock thrice, all the way until the ninth, when you knock nine times.

There is also a variation on this game called “Rocky Nine Doors”. The house needs to have a cabbage patch for this to work. You need to throw a rock on the roof then hide in the cabbages. The thrills you get from seeing the victim go out and shout while you are hiding in the cabbages right next to them are amazing.
Let’s play Knocky Nine Doors! *knocks on door* Victim: GIT ‘ERE, BUSTA’! STOP KNICK-KNOCKING ON ME DOOR BEFORE I SLAP YOUR WEE BOOTY!
by I Am An Existent Object October 20, 2019
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Sex door neighbor

A person who is a neighbor living in close proximity and used for convenient booty calls without an emotional commitment.
During that crazy snowstorm, I got bored and headed over to my sex door neighbor's house for some heat.
by finallygettingpublished March 2, 2020
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Mexican door bell

honking your horn to get someone to come out of thier house.
know that lazy person who pulls up to the house across the street and honks thier horn at 7am on a saturday to let someone know they're there. ala the mexican door bell.
by Spam16v June 22, 2006
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Back Door Blowback

The act of passing gastric wind directly from one anal cavity to another which is subsequently re-released by the receiver.

The 'fartee' bends over and parts his arse cheeks with his hands revealing a gaping anus. The 'farter' then positions his anus against that of the fartee and breaks wind directly into the fartee's anal cavity. The fartee then clenches his anus shut thus trapping the wind of the farter. In his own time he then releases the fart as if it were his own. The fartee has become the farter. This is a back door blowback.
Hey Dude, I gave that bird a stonking back door blowback the other night, it fucking reeked!
by The Shanners May 4, 2015
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Back-door man

A married woman's lover, who is, incidentally, a legendary figure in blues numbers.
- Let's drink one for the road!

- No, I am late!

- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.
by William Warney June 2, 2014
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whore to door service

Offered by the beneficiary of a one night stand to spare the obligatory walk of shame the next morning by the other party.
Stew: Dude, did you really drive that girl home this morning?

Matty: Ya, it was raining and she took it like a champ last night. She earned "whore to door service".
by Dubble Trubble April 9, 2008
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Don't open that door!

used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing
Chandler: What's wrong with me? Ohh, don't open that door!
by Catchmedoingthat July 5, 2016
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