el dorado hills

1996: A quaint suburb of Sacramento, charactarized by its rolling hills and rural surroundings. It is a place affordable to middle class families looking for an alternative to bustling city life. High performing schools, low crime, and scenic views are all hallmarks of this charming community.

2006: An overdeveloped yuppie infested retreat for Bay Area transplants who cashed in on their 3 bed 2 bath San Jose shanty for a mass produced, Italianate themed McMansion terraced upon a formerly rolling hillside.

Not everyone is awful in EDH, because there are actually a lot of decent people and families which don't exhibit pretentious attitudes. But the snobs you see eating at Masque thinking they are the damn Rockefellers need to down a couple bottles of sauvignon and loosen up.

El Dorado Hills started out as a relatively affordable family friendly community and has evolved into an enclave for the nouveau riche with an affintity for the newest, largest faux chateau which they live in, but can't really afford.

Bob: "My adjustable rate morgage keeps rising, and I can't afford it because I just leased a new S500!"
Mike: "Why don't you just drive something more affordable?"
Bob: "Are you crazy? I have to show the guys at work my new ride"
Mike:" But didn't Intel just announce they're slashing 7,000 jobs?"
Bob: "What!?!? I'm fucked!"

by Jmicrodot November 2, 2006

dorm cannon

Projectile weapon usually made from about six 12-ounce soda pop or beer cans with the all the tops and bottoms cut out except for one, which is placed at the bottom end, and held together by duct tape. Device is filled at one end with some type of explosive gas such as butane from a disposable lighter. An object such as a ball, a wadded up sock, or a potato or other vegetable is then loaded into the open end, and the gas is ignited by a lighter or lit cigarette. Makes a loud noise and, if properly made, can be used to shoot the projectile down a dormitory hallway or out a window. Not recommended for quiet floors. Generally frowned upon by Resident Advisors, college administrators, and university police.

Dude, don't come out in the hallway. Jimmy is in the stairs and is going to set of his dorm cannon.

by ElOjo August 22, 2007

Dorian

The man, the myth, the legend himself. When you hear the word Dorian, you'll usually think of him as the best athletic human being in the universe. The other derogatory meaning is him being known for his long shlong

"Hey lady, have you heard that Dorian is the best player in the world? Yeah but that's not why I know him if you know what I mean.."

by 0_0 bro June 19, 2019

john dory

cockney ryhming slang for "story"

what's the john dory mate?

by mr good August 30, 2004

dorkalicious

1)A word describing someone who is in love with all things considered dorky or nerdy but who makes everyone else want to be in love with all of that stuff as well. That is just how awesome they are. They probably give off a sexy vibe as well...

2)A word describing something that an awesome dork would like

1)Wow, see that person over there? He may be playing the hell out of Dungeons And Dragons but he is sooo hot...He's dorkalicious!

2)That game is dorkalicious!

by LouTheWolf April 1, 2008

doritos n dew

1 noun: Doritos brand tortilla chips and Mountain Dew.

2 verb: the act of telling someone(usually yelling) to get you the above mentioned chips and beverage while playing a video game.

tanks head to the front, druids and archers hotkey your... WAIT!!!! MOM! MOM! MOOOOOOOOM!!!! DORITOS N DEW!!! NOW!!!

guy1: dude were gonna play halo 3 later could you bring the the fuel?

guy2: ok what do you want?
guy1: doritos n dew, dumbass

by yesaceojyesac July 13, 2009

dord

the best word in the history of the English language. this word should be put back in the dictionary and should encompass not only density in the scientific sense but should also be used to describe a dumb person.

Why are you so dord?

by eboyd32 June 28, 2007