spoon coot

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

by Tezdog September 21, 2013

cooteem

The combination of being a coot and "cooting" some one by adding "eem", a Mainer accent suffix

1. You are a cooteem
2. He is such a cooteem

by LuckyT September 10, 2005

cooter polluter

a dirty dick mother fucker who aint be protecting themselves ever

by Lenny From the Lot March 31, 2003

cooter

A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.

That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit!

Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp????

I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long!!!

I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

coot-j

a bitch that can smoke a fat blunt in her pussy and ass but blowin the smoke out her nipples.

dang girl ,i didn't know you was a coot-j.

by brandon, robbie, cory July 13, 2003

Cooter

It's not a fucking sea turtle, I don't care what anyone says. It is a vagina.

"A lot of people think I'm not a virgin, but it's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set cooter."

by DirtyMex345 November 8, 2009

Cooter Fish

The left over clumps of toilet paper left in the pussy after using cheap ass toilet paper.

I went down on my girl and got cooter fish in my mouth.

by Rummi November 26, 2010