Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
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Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.
“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”
by Me.RubberBand Man June 07, 2023
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Metal curtain

A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.
When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.
by Sick puppy October 03, 2015
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Curtained

Smashed off your face, tits or any other part of your anatomy.
Darren was WELL mo fo-ing curtained last weekend. He tried to have sex with a lamppost.
by Pickle 'o' January 14, 2009
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tap the curtain

Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.
Berty Wooster:
I'm away out to tap the curtain tonight Jeeves, don't wait up.
by Tom_NZ March 31, 2007
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Daylight Curtains

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!
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cool curtains

when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society
comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains

I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains
by fakefarmfag November 23, 2010
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