Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

beav cream

The substance you find in your pubic hair after a long night of sex or masturbation. Vaginal discharge.

Amy had a lot of beav cream after her long night with daddy.

by Monikabishop February 19, 2022

Cream Beetweens

My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.

Hey i bought some cream beetweens, they taste salty and sweet kinda?

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

ice cream

ice cream in cold

ice cream is not good 4 u

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023

Cream Sleeves

Similar to the common practice of impregnating cows by inserting semen by hand, cream sleeves are the traditional method of shoving a fistful of cocaine into a partner's vaginal canal. Sure to be a pleasant experience for both involved in this loving act, the sleeve-ful member of the relationship allows the inserter to then suck or snort out the now (well-churned) concoction.

Rhonda sure got me going with that dirty cream sleeve concoction.

Cream sleeves are to be performed with caution.

by Grundel Monster January 24, 2012

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019