Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Crank

Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things

Oh man she's such a crank

by therealog August 8, 2016

Crank

A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.

Trey:" I've been crankin dat G-Herbo lately"

Markel:"Fosho, dat nigga songs do crank"

by Cranking October 21, 2020

Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.

You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024

Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020