Who let bro cook

The exact opposite of "Let him cook!" or, "Let bro cook!"

A phrase used for when someone says, does, or makes something terrible.

Person 1: "Hey bro, have you heard producer name's new beat?"

Person 2: "Nah, lemme hear it."

*Listens*

Person 2: "Who let bro cook?"

by aano_productions July 9, 2023

Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Will you cook my popcorn?

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Fire Dragon's Cook Out

Derivative of the show Fairy Tail, a Fire Dragon's Cook Out is when a Fire Dragon Slayer lights a girl's pussy on fire then eats it out.

Example 1
Natsu: "Hey Lucy can I test a new move on you?"

Lucy: "Sure. What's it called?"

Natsu: "Fire Dragon's Cook Out C:<"

Example 2

Gray: "Hey Natsu how was the date with Lucy last night?"
Natsu: "Great. I took her to dinner then we went back to her place where I gave her a Fire Dragon's Cook Out."

by Jiggle Butt Gang January 11, 2015

too many cooks in the kitchen

Especially in business, when there are too many people in charge of a job or project, they all tend to make their own changes/opinions and it just ends up ruining it.

"That project failed miserably, there were 5 people in charge of it and no one could come to an agreement, just too many cooks in the kitchen"

by netpan November 7, 2011

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008