Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.

Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)

by xero347 February 1, 2009

Chocolate Upside Down Cake

A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.

Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.

by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009

Chocolate Chin Strap

A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.

"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.

"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.

"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.

"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.

by eatem all out May 28, 2010

Chocolate Ostrich

When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.

Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.

This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!

(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"

by imonaboatmfer May 8, 2010

Chocolate slider

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis

Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough

by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010

Chocolatte Song

The "Chocolatte" song, sung by Soul Control, is a fast-paced song all about chocolate. the chorus being "Choco Choco", many people say the "Choco choco latte" song. The dance to this is very simple and repeditive, and out-there and silly, as if you have a sugar rush from all the chocolate. Many people believe it replaced "Numa Numa"

hey have you heard Numa Numa? yeah, but its all about the Chocolatte Song now!

by Seleceana April 25, 2011

The Chocolate Aces

1.Great British Skate Team, rumoured to have created some of the most physically demanding moves ever created such as the 'Nivot' and the 'Zen flip to backflip, to handstand, to christ air 900''. These moves have been aparntly seen off a three story car park near Binton. Humours of Blind, WI, Blueprint and Element sponsors have been heard.

2. A cult of religious skateboarders who sing the praises of two gods, Noble Nivot and Lord Zen.

''Man those The Chocolate Aces dudes are sic, I've never seen them mind, aparntly if you look at them directly you can go blind in their mind-blowing glow of power and nobility''

by Rodney-Mullen January 13, 2006