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I Don't Want to Clean

Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011
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squeacky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin wedgie.

First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.

This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
I was at my friends house to paly mordern warfare 2. I lost so i was like nice game and his brother comes and gives me a hard regular wedgie then gave me a squeacky-clean wedgie.i was cursing and kicking at him but i was in too much pain.his brother pulled up my front so hard my underwear started ripped and i knew i was bleed and after 10 secs a friend of my friends brother starts too pull me front up soo hard and they both yank my underwear up and down and up and down! this is when i wore whity tighties and i was bleeding like hell, the underwear flossed my ass hard and i started getting out but i couldn't. i finally passed out and when i woke up i was found myself in a hanging wedgie with 2 guys pulling at my legs and me pissing myself. I noticed my ass stopped bleeding and i then noticed we were in a high tree. My friend was right under me soo if i fell, my balls would hit his head and my balls would be done. I saw that me and my friend were striped naked besides our underwear and crying so hard.after a day my friends branch broke and started falling strait into water naked. After a minute my underwear broke and i fell with no support and hit a branch ont he way down. My dick was burning on fire.when i got down i got balltaped a couple of HUNDRED of times. I never got revenge for that.
by bitasy February 25, 2010
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Thick'd Clean

Neebs Gaming 7 Days to Die

To describe something as being picked clean
This place has probably been thick'd clean.
by TravisRenegade February 18, 2021
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squeaky clean wedgie

When a victim gets a normal wedgie then spun around and given a Melvin (frontal wedgie) pretty much flossing the underwear through the victims ass.
My "friend" gave me a squeaky clean wedgie when he finished the part in between my ass and my crotch felt like it was on fire. Then he gave it to me again and duct taped it their tied my arms and legs up and hung me by my thighty whites.
by Funnan3D March 4, 2014
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Google-clean

To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.
I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.
by Ricky Pompeii April 7, 2008
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Dirty Clean

That Dirty Clean is shiny!
by VOKZEL December 19, 2016
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Casket clean

Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh
*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”
by 3bx96 April 26, 2021
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