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Merkle Circle

The act of trapping someone in a circle of people who then push him/her around within the circle as violently as possible, sort of like a circle of death. Particularly brutal when the victim is drunk. Gets its name from the fact that the person in the middle of the circle often gets well and truly merked. Punching, kicking, scratching, headbutting and biting are often part and parcel of a merkle circle.
Mother: Oh my god Perry what happened to you? You've got a bloody nose and a patch of hair has been ripped off your crown!
Perry: I got merkle circled three times at school today. The third time, in the changing rooms, I was butt naked.

Performing a merkle circle on unsuspecting victims is a favourite hobby of many immature chavs.
by Kittenhead August 4, 2011
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circling the wagons

When 5 or more guys bang each other forming a circle of dicks in asses.
Look at those construction workers circling the wagons over there.
by durty .ik April 17, 2016
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Circle of Shame

Several different hazing techniques, used sometimes by frats or just to harass the new guy. Techniques:

* The victim is blindfolded and put into a circle of naked men, forced to blow or jerk them.

* The victim is forced to stand blindfolded in a circle of naked men, each jerking, trying to hit his face.

* The victim is forced to stand in a circle of men, again blindfolded, and he gets cockslapped into next week.
New Guy: Dude, I hope we don't have to do the circle of shame.

Frat Boy: We Totes McGoats have to, bitch!
by tauDaemon May 20, 2010
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make a circle

To go on a walk or drive around the neighborhood with the intention of stopping and visiting with acquaintences before returning home.

An aimless trip around town with no specific destination, just killing time.
I asked John if he wanted to make a circle with me and see who was at the coffee shop.
by Terri Smith November 16, 2006
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slut circle

a group of sluts and/or tools who talk about meaningless bullshit in a circle
*group of tools talking*
*guy enters conversation*: Is this the slut circle?

*in the slut circle*
Slut/Tool: So I was like yea and he was like yea!
Other slut/tool: no way!
Slut/tool: yea!
Non slut/tool: ...wow whata slut circle
by TheLegendOfBoss October 13, 2011
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circle jerk

What you do when your drunk
Jason,Eugene,Mike and myself circle-jerked onto our roomate,Ross
by Gothic Bob May 13, 2003
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Artic Circle

Sarah Palin's ass, or more specifically, her anus.

The Artic Circle should not be confused with the Arctic Circle, which is warmer and much more comfy.

The Artic Circle is in close proximity to Lake Flaccid.
Todd thought that he was the first one to explore the Artic Circle, until he saw all of the doggie paw prints which were there before he arrived.

Sarah Palin wants to be President so that she can expand drilling rights in the Artic Circle.
by Pod Tailin' February 9, 2010
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