Christopher blackmon

What you call a gay guy who keeps it in the family

My uncle keeps trying to do the Christopher blackmon and I'm not ok with it

by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025

Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr

A guy who GLAZES nba youngboy, mustangs, and that one trash Celtics player.

Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr successfully did licky licky.

by Ur brother bitch October 23, 2025

Christopher

A bald guy in his 30s in middle school who dresses like a grandpa

Christopher cook is so chopped and old

by surVIV(E)al November 10, 2025

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

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Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022