Colin

A stupid idiot that has no friends. The only v he’s getting is viagra.

Don’t be an idiot like Colin.

by Go Kermit rope neck February 18, 2019

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Colin

Cheating asshole who looks like a pedofile but somehow a handful of girls seem to be unhealthily obsessed with him. He moves on from one girl to the next, and blocks them out of his life like the typical dick. He is an animal in bed though.

Person 1- ew, is that colin? He’s so ugly.
Person 2- SHUTUP I love him
Person 3- he cheated on me last week then blocked me fuck him!

by Beckys Butt February 26, 2019

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choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating

Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.

by jeiarr December 25, 2008

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Colin

Fag, swag, dick bag. Really really gay. Whenever hes fucking he likes to finish with a "you got aids now!!!" Ugly cunt that plays sports that are meant for girls such as Tetherball, Tennis, and Volleyball.

Me: Colin is a fag.
Girl: he really is.

by Mr.Cunt Rocket July 27, 2016

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