Chainscrolling: The compulsive, nonstop habit of endlessly scrolling through your phone or social media, just like a chain smoker can’t put down a cigarette. It’s digital addiction at its core—constantly engaging with your device without a break, mirroring the relentless cycle of chain smoking.
Lee: Bruv, every time I get home from work or see my Mrs, she’s always glued to her phone.
Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.
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Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
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Get the Cansas end table mug.Chaise is a slay person, if you ever get to met a Chaise make sure to stay on their good side.
Chaise's are the best once you get to know them.
So to sum this up Chaise's are slay, crazy, lazy, loving, and kind hearted.
Chaise's are the best once you get to know them.
So to sum this up Chaise's are slay, crazy, lazy, loving, and kind hearted.
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Get the Chaise mug.A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.
He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.
He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.
He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.
Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"
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