Fortnite battle chair

A chair with a hole at anus level in it with a giant bucket with a tube at crotch level for shitting and pissing while playing fortnite. Perfect for no-lifed addicts who can play the game without having to take a piss or shit in the toilet

Hey man, i am ready to dominate fortnite today, got my Fortnite Battle Chair ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!

by LassieSavage August 7, 2023

how to pick up a blue chair off the ground

A video by alantutorial which is incredibly helpful,go and try its simple and useful!

Dude 1: How to pick up a blue chair off the ground?
Dude 2: Go watch alantutorial.

by gaminggod420 December 21, 2022

chair whore

a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind

That chair whore did it again!

by dk2 August 3, 2007

zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"

slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"

by munkah January 26, 2004

Chairman Hao

Informal name of alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. It is a combination of her name and the title of the late Chairman Mao of Chinese fame.

Shiller is famous for her socialist views and clear belief that central planning is best. As long as she is the central planner.

Chairman Hao dictated that two towers of low income housing be built even though thousands of people in the community were vocally opposed.

Chairman Hao dictated that enemies of the socialist peoples movement be exiled to Lincoln Park.

by irishpirate1 November 10, 2008

The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005