Canadian Bar Mitzvah

An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.

Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!

by The Captain714 December 9, 2008

Canadian army

A force that could cause quite a bit of trouble, canada's military is grossly underfunded.

The canadians are nuclear targets for the russians yet the do nothing.

by loca July 8, 2004

Stupid Canadian

None have been found.

Unicorns are about as common as a stupid Canadian.

by Bloodmore January 26, 2006

Canadian Wedding

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010

canadian queer

Justin Beaver,or any thing that cant sing for shit. but mainly justin beaver

Girl: OMG i looove justin beaver
Guy: Why the fuck do you like that canadian queer
Girl: Oh right how could I forget, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Guy:thats right now get your ass back in that kitchen

by Tarken Destroyer of Worlds April 24, 2011

Canadian Gold

Another name for an Olympic Silver Medal. Based on Canada's lack of expectations and love of any citizen who participates and achieves even the slightest modicum of success.

Swimmer Ryan Cochrane earned himself a Canadian Gold after finishing second in the men's 1500m freestyle event.

by rnaitnm August 6, 2012

Canadian Tuxedo

A combination of wearing a pair of jeans and a jean jacket.

I can't believe John wore a Canadian Tuxedo to hisbown wedding!

by jomamaobama May 28, 2015