Lumberjack crap 

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

Lumberjack crap by BigD ken February 3, 2015

start-crap 

it's like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

start-crap by stefan-the-master July 18, 2015

Kinder crap 

Cheap, grimy and unsightly large plastic toys that your trashy neighbors keep on their balcony as eyesores to the community.

The dirtbags next door keep their balcony strewn about with cheap unsightly kinder crap.

Kinder crap by ShockaRocka June 11, 2018

Ye Olde Piece of Crap 

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

Ye Olde Piece of Crap by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Weight-Watchers Crap 

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

Weight-Watchers Crap by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

knick knack paddy crap 

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

knick knack paddy crap by brorobo August 26, 2013

have a crap 

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

have a crap by summergal March 29, 2015