A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.
Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.
Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.
Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.
by Cdn loVer August 15, 2009
Get the Cock Callmug. by Gerald K January 29, 2008
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Stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the Cracken. Usaully results in lost of sensation in the vaginal area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. So take in considertaion before challenging Gabriels cock.
by T Rex 69 November 29, 2013
Get the Gabriels cockmug. by pdpColonel September 11, 2005
Get the cock assistmug. A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.
"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."
by YGproductions May 24, 2017
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'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'
'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'
'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'
by softmint April 29, 2014
Get the gnats cockmug. Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
by kit fistbro November 10, 2010
Get the cock blockwardmug.