accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 09, 2018

stinky child

me

me is a stinky child

by PeRiPeRiSaUcE April 05, 2022

Brain-Child

When two or more people come up with an idea together

My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?

by bitchassmotherfuck April 08, 2019

child's park

A place for the blacks, yoo hoos, to go to on "Chunky Sundays" to cause problem's and throw stuff at the "Po Po'

Yo, omallie wallie, lets go get one of our brothers shot at child's park and start a riot.

by Call 911 December 07, 2005

Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.

A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Noise Child

Usually given to name someone that plays loud music and is Australian.

Man, that guy is such a Noise Child

by Psychosisium November 27, 2016

Child Labor

School does not cover the child labor law but still is as draining as a regular 40 hour work week.

Dad: works normal 40 hour work week. no overtime

kid: works normal 40 hour school week. Stays up till 3am every night to finish a stupid english assignment
kid: “why doesn’t the child labor law not include this under “not to age”

by ppguy1173 March 14, 2023