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california klondike

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.
"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"
by Auti111 May 3, 2014
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biggs, california

a small town in northern califronia with approx 25 miles south of chico where most the girls are hoes
:)- WHERE ARE YOU GOING
;)- AS FAR AWAY FORM BIGGS, CALIFORNIA AS POSSIBLE
:)- YOURE RIGHT BIGGS IS FULL OF "SHIT"
by THABIGGMANN June 27, 2010
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California Curbstomp

Forcing someone you just recently curbstomped into performing oral sex on you (but since the person is either dead or unconcious, its more of a face fuck than oral sex)
Guy: You like it rough do ya?
Girl: Ya, i do you big sexy man you.
Guy: Alright then, bite the curb.
Girl: (with mouth on curb) Why?
Guy: (curbstomping girl) Cause youre gettin California Curbstomped.
by dylan w March 20, 2008
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california redwoods

June, July, August Redwoods is the place to be! cool nice
the rain in california redwoods keeps mexicans away. Why U ask, " it remove brown stain they become spanish! ". California redwoods is a mexican free zone.

city of " hay fork " is another mexican free zone. Everyone knows your name. hayfork cafe best pie for 50 miles.
by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006
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California Burrito

The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.
Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.
by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015
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california rolls

Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".

The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...
Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..

"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"
by Keenanberg September 12, 2006
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Northern California

Hella used by many in Sacramento, people are under the impression that that is the way everybody talks everywhere else
by Cody April 21, 2005
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