British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

british ten

A British person, usually female, who is considered a 10/10 on the attractiveness scale in the UK, but would be considered a 6/10 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many prime examples may be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island"

Andy: "That girl is so hot"
Jake: "Nah, she's just a british ten"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024

British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023

British

British’s are cool and not to mention they dick bout big asf they lowkey wit it tho…they’ll make u think that they have a shrimpy wimpy but whole time they slanging long cock. They also know how to dress and them mfs fast asf.

That man British gotta long cock

by 8ritish November 23, 2021

British

Adjective
the worst kind of “human” to ever exist

“I hate the British.”
“I can’t wait until the British die out”

by cool.swag.boy.24 October 9, 2023

British Fever

When you get addicted to tea

Benjamin: bloody hell why you drinking so much tea?
Alan: I’m afraid I have British Fever

by James & Matthew May 1, 2021

British Insult

A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.

1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024