British 1: (Verb) The act of getting stabbed 2: (Verb) To stab 3: (Noun) A person from the british ilses
by Ozwlad VH March 24, 2022
Get the Britishmug. A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
Get the British bassmug. The fucking worst. Many students who have attended a british secondary school knows how fucking annoying it is to hear that one insufferable teacher yell at your ear drums like you're an 80 year old woman in a nursing home. Or the stuck up obnoxious head of year who will put you in ISO for wearing a jacket in-doors. Or the extremely loud chavs yelling at half eight in the morning as if they're nocturnal.
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
Get the british secondary schoolmug. A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
Get the British Fruit Piemug. by Dingyhop November 16, 2020
Get the British Bulldogmug. Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
Get the The British Teabagmug. Britished is a word used to describe someone. It is when someone forcefully moves you just so they can be in that spot.
by two_Fish December 2, 2021
Get the Britishedmug.