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Poo-breath 

1) -Adjective- Used to describe the smell of breath resembling that of excrement.

2) -Noun- A subject deployed tactically as an ice-breaker or to break awkward, uncomfortable silences.
1)

Peter: "Don't you think the Mr. Cross has really bad poo-breath?"

Tarquin: "I think you should shut the fuck up, and get out of my kitchen."

2)

Guy: "I've never been on a blind date before. It's nice to meet you."

Girl: "Yeah, you too. So.. uh..."

......................................................................................

Guy: "Poo-breath?"
Poo-breath by Poo_Skater July 19, 2011
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Zactly's Breath 

When your breath smells exactly like your ass.
Person A: Dude, you've got zactly's breath!
Person B: What's zactly's breath?
Person: It's when your breath smells exactly like your ass!

shit breath 

Fairly self explanatory. Someone who`s breath smells like shit. Usually caused by bad mouth/throat hygiene. Halitosis is the correct medical term.
"Hey shit breath, Have you been eating your own Pooh again?"
shit breath by Assumed identity January 16, 2005

Russian breath mint 

When you have passed out and someone takes a small shit in your mouth, thus leaving a nasty taste and your breath smelling like death.
Oh my god, John gave me a Russian breath mint last night and I can't get the smell out of my breath.

Ya I know, I watched.

Why Am I even friends with you. Sigh

Dragon breath 

Consumption of alcohol to the point where breath could be lit on fire.

Alcoholic breath.
Mark - *knocks on door*
Eric - *opens the door*
Mark - *in Eric's face* Hey can I have a soda?!
Eric - *taken aback* Damn, trying to burn off my face? You have horrible dragon breath.
Dragon breath by cheri0904 September 16, 2011

Sandwich Breath 

The breath usually associated with Asian women, smelling like a sandwich.
Did you talk to Mrs. Kim today?

Straight sandwich breath bro!

dragons breath 

a type of ammunition for 12 gauge shotguns.
it shoots incendiary pellets that tear shit apart in flames MWUAHAHAHAHA
"yo I put some dragons breath inside a nazi today"
"did he scream like a girl?"
"no it was a zombie :[ "
dragons breath by SikoDragy July 24, 2011