A non committal boyfriend. Gets to receive all the benefits of a regular Boyfriend without any of the negatives. Partial to Deltas but often has to settle for AKA's as to their willingness to tolerate the commitment issues. Great Physical attributes and incredible Lovers are often associated with honorary boyfriends. Alpha Males
Them wonderful magnificent divine queens known as Deltas won't will hopefully allow me to bean honorary boyfriend so I can move on from this AKA
by Hooksemup PImp March 17, 2008
Get the honorary boyfriendmug. some guy that you pick up but can't get rid of, who after 2 weeks of dating, is ready to get married and pop out 4 kids. be expected to do everything around the house AND work to bring in extra income towards another house.
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
see also cheapskate, slumlord, domestic abuse, housewife, mortgage, and (non)(sexual gratification
"I see them girls wit their chinese boyfriends. Un-uh. That shit ain't for me. I need substance to a
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
man. Height-wise, width-wise, and dick-wise."
by malice January 14, 2005
Get the chinese boyfriendmug. the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"
"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
by Nos_addict January 24, 2009
Get the weekend boyfriendmug. mom: i heard you got a boyfriend, where did you guys meet?
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0
by fucking loser tehe February 10, 2021
Get the fortnite boyfriendsmug. A boy that bascially accuses you of every thing. He thinks you cheat for no reason just because i have close guy friends he gets annoying everytime he accuses you of something... You know why because he's over protective and he just gets scared everytime you go by yourself somewhere.
Amanda: My Boyfriend is an accussive boyfriend sometimes
Lily: I know right i had one too
Amanda: I should just break up with him
Lily; Don't he's just over protective
Lily: I know right i had one too
Amanda: I should just break up with him
Lily; Don't he's just over protective
by zara_w.ly March 11, 2017
Get the Accussive Boyfriendmug. The type of dick that can start out as a sneaky link but obviously ends up more. The woman just can get enough.
by Reid9893 September 1, 2021
Get the Boyfriend Dickmug. The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"
(significant other approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"
(Kathy approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.
(significant other approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"
(Kathy approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.
by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010
Get the boyfriend bitchermug.