bone gazer

when a guy or girl is caught gazing the "bone"

allen is known as a "bone gazer"

by jamnjay87 April 18, 2010

Quantum Bone

To get so fucked up while drinking that you take on a new identity with every girl you meet whilst in pursuit of a one night stand. You also imagine seeing a hologram of one of your close friends telling you the probability of you getting laid with your current alias using a dollar store cellphone. Success of said pursuit results in a Quantum Bone

DJ: *wakes up in love hotel* Huh?

Random Girl: Oh, hey. You were awesome last night Angelo.

DJ: Oh boy...

Hologram of Brandon: Dude! You totally Quantum Boned her!

DJ: Brandon? What the fuck?!

by djenki December 20, 2010

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021

Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

by Buck Jay June 21, 2021

Bone Vault

another word for pussy

Damn! her bone vault is loose

by SUper FINger October 16, 2008

bone-us

The money you never got for doing an outstanding job at work.

we worked real hard and the company gave us nothing but the 2 word bone-us.

by rockerbox February 6, 2010

Knock & Bone

a traditional way to have sexual intercourse with a near by neighbor. Directions on knock and bone are very simple.

step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone

the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.

Friend 1: How on earth did you get that hot blonde girl Jennifer to sleep with you?
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!

by Gavin Nonurbid April 23, 2015