blonde

Description of a person, usually female, stricken by a particularly severe lack of intelligence. The blonde's brain, whcih is limited in size, is constantly in a daze, making the understanding of very simple ideas, concepts, and jokes impossible for her.

"How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner. How does the blonde confuse you? She comes back and says she did."

by JtothaC May 13, 2005

anal-dwelling ass-belonker

One who gets his kicks from bungee-jumping in and out of buttholes; and resides in one's rectum.

Eat Penguin shit! You anal-dwelling ass-belonker...

by NinjahTurtahl November 29, 2010

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Blonde Taco

A female cups her hands and then the male ejaculates and then urinates into the females hands ,then the female slurps this mixture out of her hands

Blonde taco

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

blonde

we blondes have a lot more fun! brunettes are mostly jealous of us!that is why almost every brunette has BLONDE highlights!!!! we are beautiful,hot,pretty,amazing,ravishing,sexy,have fun,and can be tigers or little devils in bed!!!!

guy 1. last night i went on a date with a brunette it was terrible.
guy 2. i went out with a blonde it was terrific!!
guy 1. she was so boring.
guy 2. my BLONDE was so amazingly fun!!
guy 1. this time i am going with a blonde!!
guy 2. now you make sense!!!!

by tiger 121 June 23, 2009

blonde

A hair color. Many blondes are known to be too wrppped up in their bodies to pay attention to anything. This causes the blonde jokes.

Two blondes were trying to unlok their car with a hair pin when one shouted, "Hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!"

by allison April 9, 2004

blonde brittany

Gets played by Bo Jangles while receiving 10 anal beads.

Blonde Brittany goes home every weekend to be molested by Bo Jangles, while she takes 10 anal beads from Z-unit.

by jerome mascowitz February 28, 2005