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Happy Heavenly Birthday

What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(

“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”

SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023
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birthday thread advertising

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.
Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.
by dotLou April 19, 2007
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birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts
Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked
by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011
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Birthdaying

The act of experiencing a birthday that is yours or someone else's
Claire: "so what are you doing right now"

Joshua: "Oh erm...just birthdaying"
by poshjarry July 18, 2018
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birthday

by BuggedBeatle998 June 16, 2020
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Birthday

"Every birthday is one day closer to my grave."
by Plant.Killer June 6, 2020
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Birthday boy blam

Someone we all secretly simp for, sorry but it’s true
I started to simp for birthday boy blam
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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