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Ben is an overweight Mexican American boy. His skin is brown and he is about 5 foot 4 inches tall. He plays the guitar and likes punk rock, rap, and progressive and trash metal. He has short hair that looks spiky. He is a sound cloud rapper. He liked 2 white girls in High School. He has a large torso, so he walks in an intimidating manner, like a fat gangster-penguin.His dick is probably small. He should do more exercise and eat healthy. He has round and large cheeks and somewhat squinty eyes.
by Intellectual666 September 16, 2019
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Gay little shit that fucking eats Doritos and drinks Mtn Dew and sits on his ass all damn day playing fucking Fortnite and swearing at the little 3 year olds for calling him retarded.
Little Kid: Your gay.
Ben: What the fuck u say to me you little shit?!?!
by TTVReckless August 28, 2019
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Has narcissistic personality disorder. Has problems keeping genitalia clean. Has the nose of an elf and looks like an avatar. Arse is massive and not in a good way. German origin but doesn’t wear socks and sandals. Likes eating big things that smudge all over his face. Cheats. Makes friends with exes. Fake. Has daddy issues which created the personality disorder. Dad would sell him for a new laptop
I can’t believe you cheated, took all my money and emotionally abused me and live in such an unempathic manner.

That’s because you dated a Ben.

Has that man got tits??

Yeah that’s a Ben.
by Bunstinioyaa May 30, 2018
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A bitch and Breen's brother. You should never date anyone with the name ben. He will break your heart.
Ben is a bitch
by dr philler May 7, 2019
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Absolute megafaggit with a severe case of the mizogs, probably terminal. Attention seeking cunt with no real friends, his mother also such dick for digestives.
I really hope I can grow up and have beautiful children and none of them turn out to be a Ben.
by Ed is gay. December 23, 2017
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Thinks his name is Sam, but its actually ben
'Hi my names Sam'... 'okay it's actually Ben'
by Benjaminlol May 10, 2018
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Dumbass that can't keep his damn mouth shut, sucks dick everyday and probs plays with himself, tall, blonde ugly and is really stupid, he can go fuck himself and die in a hole
Girl A: is that Ben
Girl B: yep
Boy A: yo Ben!
Ben: sup dumb shut
Girl A and B: omg wtf, he is so rude *they walk away*
by Damnboiii October 25, 2018
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