Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.
This phrase can also be used as a compliment.
by Shapely December 7, 2010
Get the Lettuce Beardmug. An unshorn vagina.
Crusty Sea Pirate (whilst looking at pirate-era porn): "Arg, wouldya look at the bearded rascal on this fine wench!"
by richippr October 1, 2008
Get the Bearded Rascalmug. Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009
Get the Bearded Stanislawmug. by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016
Get the theo beardmug. A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.
Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'
"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"
by Erickd December 10, 2009
Get the Revolutionary Beardmug. Quick to reject white-collar America, this subgenus of "bag" pairs his drinking habits with need to casually suggest how cool it was that he drank the night before despite having to be at work at 7 AM. Typically, beard bags are "blue collar to the bone", covered in skull tattoos and resent "pussies", even though they listen to copious amounts of Bright Eyes and Two Gallants. However, there does seem to be an increasing amount of bookish beard bags that like to "showboat read" the works of Proust and the biographies of Winston Churchill in order to suggest intellectualism and build a reclusive mystique.
Jamie is such a Beard Bag. He was over at the puss palace last night regaling us with with tales of Alaskan salmon fishing and deriding Andy for having money soft hands.
Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
Did you see nick reading last night at the bar? I know he was pretending because his facial hair was covering the page. What a Beard bag.
by MajikalBum January 18, 2011
Get the Beard Bagmug. by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008
Get the trumpeter's beardmug.