monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

leprechaun in the beard

When a man with a large beard gives somebody a blow job, and the receiver of said blow job has ingested nothing but pineapple juice for the past 3 days.

Dude, he's on one of those weird cleanses-- don't hit him up on Grindr unless you're *trying* to get a leprechaun in the beard.

by TeamHiscock January 15, 2014

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

by G-Lux Chi-Town Melissa January 22, 2009

theo beard

A very fit horney ginger who's big and strong and has a massive penis and makes girls moist

Omg theo beard you make me wet

by The hat sexy hat May 12, 2016

Revolutionary Beard

A beard that is untamed and unkempt. It is often worn by academics (for counter cultural reasons) or guerrillas (for practical reasons) as they fight the tyranny of capitalism, fascism, tradition, and the status-quo.

Girl: 'Won't you use a beard trimmer? You look homeless!'
Guy: 'I don't look homeless, just revolutionary!'

"Che Guevara, Karl Marx, Darwin and Jesus had such revolutionary beards!"

by Erickd December 10, 2009

trumpeter's beard

the soul patch-like beard that can be found under almost every trumpeter's lower lip.

check out that trumpeter's beard, he must be a true horn player.

by Josh Mogy. December 10, 2008

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010