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Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.
Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.
by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011
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Beachboy

Someone who gives no fucks about society and let's loose. This person got no worries. Usually has long hair.
Yo bro you are so chill, you are a beachboy
by Beachboy101 March 8, 2018
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Baphomet

Originally a deity the Knights Templar were accused of worshipping, the Baphomet is a gnostic symbol drawn by a former Catholic Seminarian Eliphas Lévi. On one hand, Lévi's intention was to symbolize his concept of balance and equilibrium opposites that was essential to the concept of Astral Light. On the other hand, the Baphomet represents a tradition that should result in a perfect social order, coming from Levi’s longing for “true” Socialism and “true”, uncorrupted, Christianity.
Like the upsidedown cross(St.Peters Cross), the Baphomet has nothing to do with the devil and was appropriated by satanists. Levi longed for order and completely rejected the notion of satanism/disorder.
by FrancisXavier May 15, 2021
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beach poop

After the first or second day of being at the beach, you take an epic poop. The salt air and salt water creates the perfect atmosphere for an epic dump. Always a clean break with little residue when wiping.
I took an epic beach poop when vacationing at the Jersey shore!
by Beachpooper June 28, 2021
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Bradley Beach

A small beach town on the Jersey Shore between Avon-By-The-Sea, Neptune City, Netune and Ocean Grove. Its within walking distance of the popular towns of Belmar and Asbury Park.
A town with nice people great food and a bunch of unique shops on main street. Benny's can be a problem especially on holidays and weekends, but for the most part the beaches are quiet and clean. The town its self is quite diverse. Black, Mexican, Italian, Irish and Jewish.
The best and most popular eateries are Dacry's, Fins and Vics.
Oh and be careful, your bike will get stolen. And Lake Terrece Ave can be sketchy at night
Guy one: Hey, wanna go surfing in Belmar?

Guy Two: Naw, too many benny's, lets go to third ave in Bradley Beach.
by BBchica February 16, 2013
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Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!
Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"
by Medic1426 March 25, 2016
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Daytona Beach

A has-been town that went from hosting millionaire tycoons vacationing in the early 1900’s to hosting MTV and broke college students in the 1980’s to now being nothing more then a sleepy, drug riddled, high crime beach town that’s home to a well known race track and two overpriced half rate colleges. Just five minutes in the city limits will have you running for the exits wanting to never return and never wanting to remember you were ever here. Locals frequently call the area “DIRTona”. A nickname fits the area perfectly.
I must've screwed up majorly to end up in Daytona Beach.
by JustSomeAvgGuy May 4, 2020
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