Cupcake Batter

When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.

We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.

by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017

Bette Davis eyes

1) Used to describe eyes that are prominent (i.e., eyes that sit forward in the face), very large and attractive like legendary actress Bette Davis.

2) A 1981 Number 1 hit single by Kim Carnes (it was the best selling record of 1981).

Her eyes are beautiful - she has Bette Davis eyes.

by SLJ924 July 24, 2009

Betterest

Better than better. It is a word discovered by the Romans in ancient times. Some Legends say that they hid it in an ancient search engine like being so that not many people do use it. This was to prevent it from becoming common so I could stay here forever and ever the end.

Amazing Jane's superpowers are the Betterest Compared to Batricio

by Batricio August 5, 2016

Bettendorf Middle School

A very toxic place which is full of stuck up and rude people. A lot of the girls play volleyball and think that there opinions matter more than everyone else. The boys there are decent but a lot of them had bad personalities but there is room for potential. Also, you have around 3% of people that arnt all that bad. Overall, school isn’t horrible just some of the people there are a bit strange. Also, some kids like to wear cat ears and they hit each other, but we don’t judge.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that girl from Bettendorf Middle School who ate cat.
Person 2: Not suprised.

by Iamacutiewithabooty November 23, 2018

Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Battery Operated Boyfriend

When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.

Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol

by TheDiamondGhast September 16, 2016

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010