Dolphin rape

When dolphining hump somebody like they are about to get a long dick. Also known as dolphin dicking.

That man just ran up and dolphined so hard it is a rape case. They got caught dolphining and were charged with sexual harassment. Dolphin rape and dolphin dicking is illegal.

by Long dick dolphin April 2, 2021

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .

I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.

by 2damsexi September 13, 2025

Black Dolphin

A Black Dolphin is a piece of knowledge that is knowingly or unknowingly defended by someone who truly believes their stand even when it is certainly wrong.

Person 1: “I need 100 Black Dolphins”
Person 2: “It’s 100 black COFFINS”
Person 1: “No it’s not”
Person 2: “I call Black dolphin, you’re wrong”

by Thatbeanfrank February 4, 2022

dolphin

It is known as the most intelligent & horny of the animals.

“Dolphins are my favorite animals!”
“Yeah, they’re great at sex!”
“What”
“What”

by Akufiwa-sama April 4, 2022