ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,

After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

pothole ass

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

by Jor-dan po tate O May 08, 2010

ass ghost

The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.

You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?

Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.

by sam skrambel April 30, 2009

Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018

cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle

Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing

by Glyclick February 09, 2015

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014