Flubber Buffin

The female version of motor boating, except instead it the balls.

I need a good flubber buffin, my balls are like watermelons, I'm tell in ye!

by SegFaults September 13, 2011

buffy the vampire slayer

Born Buffy Anne Summers in Los Angeles, California, Buffy is the descendant of a long line of vampire slayers that stretches back to at least the Dark Ages and probably much further. In 1997, she moved to the town of Sunnydale, California, the so-called Hellmouth. There she defended humanity from the evil schemes of The Master, Mayor Richard Wilkins III, Glory, The First Evil and Angelus. She is currently residing in Italy.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer would kick Dracula's butt any day.

by Samantha Fox January 11, 2008

Buffalo Chip

A pile of buffalo excrement.

Don't step in the buffalo chip!

by Bobblehead on June 22, 2007

buffalo, missouri

Small hick city out in the middle of bum-fucked egypt. Walmart is the mall of this town, and it's not even a super-center. Rednecks galore!

Let's all go to buffalo, missouri and "chill" at walmart.

by wanda-jewel June 14, 2008

Buffs Glasses

Expensive Cartier glasses that many rappers wear. Made popular in Detroit.

“Buffed up like Debo, any nigga try to rob me he a jackass like Steve - O

“All white Buffies got the hoes wanna fuck me”!

I’m scared to wear my Buffs Glasses in Detroit.

by XzMpT September 14, 2018

bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk April 3, 2016

buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.

by jay duncan September 8, 2005