Flatulence from the vaginal cavity i.e. Burger blast
One day i was eating chicken in a brothel when all of a sudden the lady friend i was accompanying burger blasted a forward tornado.
One day i was eating chicken in a brothel when all of a sudden the lady friend i was accompanying burger blasted a forward tornado.
by Darragh O'Neill May 16, 2010

by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020

by Evvy_k March 26, 2017

A punch to the uterus that only makes a small pop sound no matter how hard the punch is. Guys can be U-blasted as well.
by TK1441 March 28, 2009

After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting
by alexfred693 November 13, 2011

1. Synonym for kicking ass, or doing something awesome
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane
1. Greg: I did the run with a laptime of 2,3 minutes
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!
2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!
3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!
2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!
3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!
by The staircaseblaster January 13, 2011

by Hitkitty1988 July 27, 2016
