bean bagged 

to be drunk to the state of where everything is funny.

Im so bean bagged hahahaa

bean bagged by Lucas668 December 22, 2010

bean dip on my cracker 

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

bean dip on my cracker by Kayl April 22, 2008

Bean theory

The bean theory is the idea that the chrome bean sculpture in Chicago was built by an unknown artist but when he was finished he was trapped in the bean by locals because he was a tourist. The only way to save him is to take his place. All you have to do is find the secret door to get in. Or use a hammer.

Sturgis: hey man what are you learning about in your black history class.

Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.

Bean theory by LuckyJester March 19, 2010

bean head 

a head shaped like a lima or kidney bean.

Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere

bean head by kcisgmvf,bdbgkbfxdhbghkxdbljh December 3, 2009

bean bag 

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

bean bag by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean dip 

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

bean dip by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

Bean Slut

(Noun): A dirty brown whore who likes to get fucked when drunk.

Did you see stephanie cervantes, she is such a bean slut, she fucked her boyfriend while his parents were in the room.

Bean Slut by fermentedfetus June 17, 2009