Met-rx Bandits

Going around CVS's, Walgreens, Waldbaums, Pathmark, etc...
in Staten Island, NY, and thiefing Energy Bars...
like Met-rx Bars, PowerBars, Slim Fast, EAS Sports, etc...

tree bandit

Originated from GOMD

Met-rx Bandits

by blthrskt November 25, 2009

One Handed Bandit

A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.

Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...

by Bulletmunchr December 17, 2007

one armed bandit

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.

by Cecil January 26, 2003

happy phace bandits

A group of renegade vigilantes, who have been noted for causing every form of mishief and chaos know to man. also see HPB.

"Damn the HPB really fucked me up they pepper sprayed me then quick sealed me in my car as i was recovering, then proceeded to take a shat on the hood of my car"

by HPB April 5, 2003

3 Fingered Bandit

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

by T.P.. February 4, 2008

Tuesday Night Bandits

TNBs are hideous night creatures that fuck shit up. You won't see them on Monday nights, or Wednesday nights either.

Dude, did you see what the Tuesday Night Bandits did yesterday?

No, what happened?

They styled my dog's hair!

by legendary TNB December 12, 2010

Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?

Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!

by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008