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salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).
Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.
by RandomGai October 4, 2021
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Smile Attack

To suddenly be hit with something that makes you happy when you weren’t expecting it
Don’t compliment me so suddenly! I’m not used to smile attacks like this
by Judy made this word March 24, 2023
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Dick attack

when oneself send a rather nude photo of thys penis
dick attack:
Messages:
Samantha jo : hey
jacob

jacob: hi Samuel
: *sends peepee*
by Djwhore5522 August 27, 2021
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Pini Attack

by Omicros July 13, 2015
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Attack on Titan

a beautiful anime about a world of titans and much more. best anime in my opinion
Person 1: “I love attack on titan!”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”
by rainbowbarfs March 11, 2023
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Mac-Attack

When a ‘Human being’ is considered a god amongst men, no one can stop the Mac-Attack, some are known to everyone, however some have still not been found and can be highly dangerous.
Holy shit! I think my teacher is a fucking Mac-Attack
by YourNan’sCrustVag December 3, 2020
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Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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