Animal crossing rage

when you lose a shark in animal crossing and want to smash the game into bits

''i got the WORST animal crossing rage yesterday!''

by Animalcrossingislife June 29, 2020

balloon animaling

when you have a half chub and squeeze it so the end is bigger, like on a long circus ballon.

yo man, i balloon animaled this ho' last night! \
hey that gurl wants a balloon animal brah!
"balloon animaling" is the beez kneez.

by dahondaboy August 14, 2010

An animal that looks like trent

A crazy haired animal that jumps around and responds to "sock monkey"

Kristen: whats an animal that looks like trent?
:"SOCK MONKEY"

Kristen: SOCK MONKEY!
Trent: YES :D ?

by saltlife227 January 25, 2011

Chocolate Animal Cracker

The reverse of a blumpkin where you're peeing and you get your salad tossed. This is difficult for a chick, but not impossible. Toilets are not necessary.

I was killing time before WGI semifinals when I got this chick to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I had to pee during sex, so I just went, and she continued to give me a chocolate animal cracker.

I told my bro that if he likes blumkins, he should try chocolate animal crackers, forget about it!

I asked the lady selling tickets if she was into blumpkins and she said,
"No, but I'll give you a chocolate animal cracker. Do you want one?"
I said, "Oh, word? You better believe it!"

by TheChocolateAnimalCracker September 24, 2012

ignorant animal

An ignorant animal is what a parent calls a kid who is right and they're salty. An ignorant animal is what a parent says when they have no CS(common sense) and are in the wrong. Please don't call you kid these viscous names...

You're just an ignorant animal in the way you act.

by GODLY Z-EAZY December 22, 2017

Gay animal

When a homosexual man dresses up as an animal and has intercourse with real animals.

Jace: I’m a gay animal
🦔: oh no

by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022

emotional support animal

A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.

What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!

by q359 July 24, 2023